So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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