This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
