It's Friday. Sex?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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