I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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