How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I still have a little drunk in my system
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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