My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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