..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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