I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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