Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I made him laugh his dick is mine
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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