I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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