the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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