i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have feelings that need drinking.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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