Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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