Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
