He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize