i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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