I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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