You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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