That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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