How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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