Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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