She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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