I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Is this like a preordered booty call?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I wear drunk well.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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