He disabled his match.com account in front of me
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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