the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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