Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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