R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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