I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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