So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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