you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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