I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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