Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just had sex on a roof
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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