if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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