just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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