I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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