But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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