Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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