Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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