Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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