someone threw a dead crab at me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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