he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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