Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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