i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
