you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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