dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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