There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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