i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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