I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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