Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Someone shattered a urinal.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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