I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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