You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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