its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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