every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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