I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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