i think i have herpe
just one?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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