Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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